Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 34: A Mystery in Amber

Episode 34: A Mystery in Amber

June 10, 2019

What did miners in Myanmar find locked in Amber? How is a brass instrument like a cephalopod? Fart Powered Octopus Snails?

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, Heather, and William from Cheers! to Gaming!( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw )

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19fnkbHJ6amBAS77VLWTi4SErgAurklWqNNC7Iy_V9Tc/edit?usp=sharing

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You know, you don't need wallpaper. Just skip it next time, save some money.

Episode 33 1/3 - Sex Lakes; or The Dino-Bat-Dragon

Episode 33 1/3 - Sex Lakes; or The Dino-Bat-Dragon

May 15, 2019

Are Turtles Rocks? What happens when you combine a Dinosaur, a Bat, and a Dragon? Sex Lakes? Find out on Talking with Dinosaurs!

 

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 

Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock!

Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, and William from Cheers! to Gaming ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw )

Transcription Available! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjBX_9_2Ha4pbKsNzfzzLpMi8hRXdi0nW7fvqSgw7Rw/edit?usp=sharing

Check me out guesting on Insanely Haunted ( https://insanelyhauntedpod.wixsite.com/mysite/single-post/2019/05/05/EPISODE-77-SAILOR-SNUG-HARBOR ) and  Cornfields and Kobolds: ( https://www.podbean.com/media/share/dir-h56se-5d1442d ) 

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 

 FNORD

Episode 32 - OPABINIA, BABY!

Episode 32 - OPABINIA, BABY!

April 22, 2019

In which I return, we don't time travel, jimmy, we count, like, really badly, we look at a whole host of eldritch nightmares, pay our respects to Keith Flint, go on a rant about spy agencies, look at some more butt prints, find out which dinosaurs had the best sense of humour, recognise paleoartists, and hopefully don't disappear as long again.

Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the Logo, and great contributions to segments, Sarah for actually making me finish the podcast!

Thanks to Aaron Davies for the question!

 

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzU2lAnXqZgKkfKw5yXP42NyKSi9kwCC-wHr3w1Wt_Q/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! Want to donate to the podcast? https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs or the super secret unannounced Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs

 

Check me out Guesting on Cornfields and Kobolds: ( https://www.podbean.com/media/share/dir-h56se-5d1442d ) and soon on Insanely Haunted ( http://insanelyhaunted.com/ )

 

Eat farts! Or don't, I'm not your boss.

Episode 31 - Enteledont

Episode 31 - Enteledont

February 14, 2019

In which I sorta gaslight you (Not cool, won't happen again), do not appreciate piggy girth, defend some big booty mammals, be a hypocrite, discover the ultimate modern killing machine, ruminate on ruminants, hear back from the big cheese (sorta), get hip, cook some eggs, and do some shitposting!

Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the Logo, and great contributions to segments, Sarah for actually making me finish the podcast!

Thanks to Tom Neunzerling( https://www.cinemasoup.net/comedianseatingplants/ ) and Joreon De Strake for the questions!

Looking for some seriously cool dice? Check out Dice Envy at https://bit.ly/dinodice for the coolest dice out there!

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x52NmhoOQsjNFMwvN_xsjQrY07gAaLACdPZb5kOeFMg/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! Want to donate to the podcast? https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs

 

This Episodes featured podcasts are Insanely Haunted ( http://insanelyhaunted.com/ ) and People are Wild ( peoplearewild.podbean.com)!

Are you still reading this? I'm so proud of you! Good job.

Episode 30: Dimorphodon

Episode 30: Dimorphodon

January 28, 2019

In which a series of bad accents are unveiled, I forget what the episode is about, a criminally under looked god of Paleontology is criminally under looked, I battle my Arch Nemesis (again), I both remember AND forget Beef, I sell out (for the best possible reason [caltrops]), and I decide the victor of the GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME while simultaneously annoying a Head of State and a twitter personality. Whew, it's a doozy!

 I am now an affliate for Dice Envy! Head to http://bit.ly/dinodice to get some great dice and support the podcast!

Special thanks as ever to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) and Adam 'Underfoot' Donohue for the logo and segment! Check out Insanely Haunted, the podcast in the promo, at http://insanelyhaunted.com

Any questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com . Also let me know if you want to access the Discord or private ARK: Survival Evolved server!
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Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1guAfEkNALOvp-cpcxq8JfMnfn5HliYdltE5ngPx4ZXU/edit?usp=sharing

 

Episode 29 - Bloomin’ Aussies

Episode 29 - Bloomin’ Aussies

January 14, 2019

In which we live in the future, recap a recap, develop psychic powers, say the word "Opal" too often, list EVERY good point about Australia, get the breakdown on dinosaur High School Cliques, and make essential changes to the school curriculum.

Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, Allidon for the question (and the Facting with Dinosaurs twitter account.) and Tom for the Question (and don't forget to check out Comedians Eating Plants and support it on the Patreon ).

Any questions or comments? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com

Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VQwQ185KrRaBGAA6TYxRY3IYaDIpbo-XMv3mdQBSndU/edit?usp=sharing

Talking with Dinosaurs: A 2018 Review!

Talking with Dinosaurs: A 2018 Review!

December 31, 2018

In which we discuss 2018, DON'T make a clip show, and apologize for past mistakes.

Special thanks to Adam Donohue for the Logo and Segment, AlEctricity for the music (Check out his stuff at His Soundcloud ), Sarah for making this happen, and everyone on the discord! Happy destruction of 2018!

FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE

Episode 27 - Thanos… Wait, What?

Episode 27 - Thanos… Wait, What?

November 27, 2018

Not, not a very special episode! In this episode we discuss vacations, dinosaurs named after Darkseid rip offs, Squirrel Girl, Toxic Masculinity, Matt Damon's Weirdest Film, whether or not Horace exists, how to tell what a Dinosaur looks like, Squirrel Girl again, Dating, Friends, and the greatest erotica writer (and human being) of all time.

 

Special Thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, hit him up for all your music needs, Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the logo and constant support.

Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15oES6hdIUZE5Wm7X37zXNypwvTjz4eGKY90BLgnTh-U/edit?usp=sharing

Please donate to a local museum (or my local museum), and if you still have some cash you need to dispose of after that, feel free to throw it at my Ko Fi or Paypal (Talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com)

Talking with Talking with Dinosaurs (with Tim Batt)

Talking with Talking with Dinosaurs (with Tim Batt)

November 5, 2018

A very special episode of Talking With Dinosaurs, in which I am joined by Tim Batt, host of "The Worst Idea of All Time" and "'Til Death Do Us Blart", and we discuss dinosaurs, conspiracies, how bad I am at knowing my massive family, and host of other topics (Mostly Dinosaurs). Be aware, as a bonus episode, this one isn't quite as facty as you may be used to, so take anything said with a whole shaker of salt. Just keep an eye on your blood pressure if you have a full shaker of salt, that's too much. Look, forget I said anything, ok? Just enjoy the episode!

NOTE: Due to the much larger length of this episode, there is not currently a transcript for this episode. I'm working on it!

Special Thanks to Al Ectrivity (https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz) for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, and Tim Batt for being an absolute legend, putting up with my shenanigans, and just making kiwis look good. 10/10

If you feel so inclined to throw money at a random stranger who talks about dinosaurs online, why not donate to my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , or my Paypal: talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ? Go on, the old you would do it. The old you was cool. You changed. Nah, just kidding, you're still great. Love you heaps, you don't have to give me money if you don't want.

Episode 26 - Cetaceans

Episode 26 - Cetaceans

October 29, 2018

In which I return from a prison of my own creation, despair for humanity, lick a tapir's feet, just really stuff up a joke, really just ruin it, get all inspirational, get all depressed again, then plan a couple of heists. Wow, sounds action packed, we're going to have a whale of a time! Haha, you'll get it soon. 10/10.

 

Special thanks to Al-Ectricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam Donohue for the logo, and Satan, just because.

Please donate to my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , or my Paypal: talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com

 

Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LltD47qQuBgaNIAnw4YdtkobEgYI_IuDqdNmWEdV4Cs/edit?usp=sharing